It's all in the Genes

Oh sure, she may look like me.

LOOK! TWINS!

But... BUT... this girl has inherited many of her Daddy's genes.

Let's take this as example. This is her Daddy's toothbrush.


Now this my friends, is Alyssa's toothbrush.


I told you, it's all in the DNA. Somewhere floating around their bodies is this genetic instruction to press so hard when they brush that it mangles, separates, and spreads those perfectly innocent nylon fibers. It's like Moses himself has parted their toothbrush bristles.



I wonder if Alyssa will inherit a strand of my jiggly belly chromosome? Gosh, I hope not.

Not even Moses could help make this stomach flat again.